The Imperial Republic of New Narag Empire is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Consul Sol Cerium Narag with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 13.6 billion Neo-Naragians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress Narag. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient New Narag Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 8,571 trillion Celestials a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 630,237 Celestials, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, and angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Narag Empire's national animal is the Sand Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Temple of the Chosen.

New Narag Empire is ranked 13,797^th in the world and 5^th in Saint Helene for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,337.45 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.